So we meet again...

So here I am, blogging again, back by popular demand!

Well I say popular demand, in truth two, maybe three people have expressed a desire to read my ramblings again. It baffles me as to why. But hey, I not complaining I enjoy writing. It's just sometimes it's hard, not the writing bit, the writing bit is fairly easy, its the finding stuff to write about.

Truth is...not a lot goes on in my life, and what does go on is fairly dull. Sure, I can pad it out a bit, use a bit of creative license, but you can only polish a turd so much. Be too eager, vigorous with the brush and you're left not with a shiny coprolite, but with a gooey brown mess on your hands and a bit of explaining to do.

So why did I stop before?

There are a few answers to that question.

Firstly, and probably most significantly, I'm lazy, very lazy. Like I mentioned before, writing takes effort, and effort can be easily avoided. Why spend hours wracking my brains for something to write, when I can just lay on my beloved sofa and soak up whatever shite the tellybox chooses to spray in my direction.

Secondly...Twitter. Twitter gives me instant access to vent my frustrations and thoughts, why bottle it up and keep the best bits for a once weekly feature, when I can blurt out 24-7 any old crap I choose to whenever I like. Sure most of it's chaff, but every now and then there will be the odd grain of wheat tucked in there too.

Lastly, as I touched on before, my life is incredibly dull, mostly my own doing but what chance do I have with such a predisposition to chronic laziness and loafing. And although I'm relatively content...no...resigned to the dullness of life, it doesn't really make good reading.

But I'm back now and I'll do my best to keep you entertained. Failing that I'm sure I pick up a few readers who will linger for the 'car crash' factor, just popping in now and then to look on in awe and disgust at the text which befalls their eyes.

Anyway that's more than enough for now. Don't want to overdo it, peak too soon, fly too close to the sun etc etc.


Also I want a drink.

Ta Ta for now

Stoaty X